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Friday, July 20, 2007

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 GF apologised for the lack of transcript on the last few vlogs. To make amends here is a brief synopsis...

*We have a plan: It seems that the Scoobies have located a blood donor, though she's probably not a willing donor...*

Spencer: Our mission is top secret, so all I can reveal to you is that we have a mole from the inside. Which means we know where to get these blood samples to save Bree.

*Worryingly the Scoobies appear to have put Corporate Spencer in charge of the mission...*
*Mission Alpha: GF first began to worry about the success rate of the upcoming "get the blood" mission when watching this...*

Spencer: Hm, well. I'm here, teaching Jonas how to rock climb for Mission Alpha!
Taylor: Care to expand on that?
Spencer: I would, but I'd have to kill you. (Giggles.)
Jonas: Uh, so um, I'm done stretching. (quietly) I'm finished.
Spencer: Jonas is in the beginning of his workout, and if he thinks this is going to be a cake-walk, he is surely mistaken. (To Jonas) Ready to kick it up a notch, Grasshopper?
Jonas: Grass... what?
Spencer: It's go time!

*What followed was a rather bizarre scene where Spencer tried to get Jonas to use kitchen knives to climb rocks*

Jonas: It's impossible! Look, are you out of your mind? (Takes the knives from Spencer.)
Spencer: It's a very effective exercise! It's the equivalent of a peg board!
Jonas: (Incredulously) Peg... first of all, first of all, there's nothing to stab into! This is rock! Okay, and second of all, even if this did work, I... there's no way I'd be able to pull myself up with these things, man!
Spencer: Look, what I'm asking you to do is a very simple exercise that works the brachialis, the posterior deltoid, I... I... it's not that complicated!
Jonas: Hey Spence, can I ask you something, buddy? Have you ever rock climbed before? Or you know like, um, exercised or anything?
Spencer: I actually can't because I have a condition called nociception, which can be exacerbated by a build-up of lactic acid. Especially when it's situated in my teres minor and lower trapezius.
Jonas: Okay.

*So the girl they have to get the blood sample from is a mountaineer?*
*I was slightly worried that Spencer would start to produce ladles, spoons and whatever else was in his kitchen as climbing equipment - thankfully he didn't and the training was declared a success*

Mission Beta: *Things went from bad to worse when Spencer turned is training skills to Daniel*

Spencer: Yeah. Our friend Daniel is heavily engaged in the "downward-dog" position of yoga. I told him it's crucial to master this move, especially with his role in our mission to obtain the blood sample. Now, after this, he'll engage in a series of exercises used to challenge a man's serpentine coordination.

*So the girl they have to get the blood sample from is a yoga instructor?*
*Then Daniel had another test to pass*

(Cuts to Spencer and Jonas holding up a limbo stick.)
Jonas: If you get this one, Daniel, I think you might be ready for the '08 Olympics.
(Daniel limbos under the stick.)
Daniel: Oooh yeah!
Jonas: Gold medal!
Daniel: That's a gold.
Spencer: I taught him that form.

*So the girl they have to get the blood sample from is a limbo dancer?*
*Then the beast had to negotiate a bizarre maze blind folded*

Jonas: Use your yoga sense, Daniel. Use your yoga sense.

*Anyway apparently Mission Beta was a success too..*

*OK and now for the weirdest training... Mission Gamma*

Spencer: Now, I know what you're thinking. Shouldn't we be preparing for the mission? Well, we are. Taylor is the eyes and ears of this operation, which means she must be efficient at solving mazes.
Taylor: Like a rat.
Spencer: No, geez! Mastering such classics as Frogger, PacMan, Dig Dug, Centipede, etc, etc, etc.

*So the girl the need the blood sample from lives in a maze?*

Taylor: (playing on a console) I can't! It's not moving! Oh my god, help! Wait.. wait! YES! High five!!
(They start leaping up and down in excitement. Camera pans back to Sarah.)
Sarah: I think my sister just met her future husband. That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.

Spencer: It's been a long week! But our missions are complete and our troops are ready. Tomorrow is a big day!

*OK so if you are a female mountaineer, who teaches yoga and also likes to limbo.. oh yes and you live in the middle of a maze..look out! The Scoobies are coming!*

Stay tuned...


  1. GF, great transcript lol =D I totally agree with you on all this crazy training missions!

  2. GF,
    I have some bad news. You will have to keep watching these horrible videos so you can write a transcript and insert your comments. I need to be entertained and the Simpsons movie doesn't come out for another week.


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