Longest. Run-on. EVAR!

This is the one sentence... TO RULE THEM ALL!

Rules:
Each post must contain no more than one word
The word must have some kind of grammatical correctness with the previous word(s)
Keep in PG-13... maybe R, but don't go insane
Any posts that break the rules should not be counted, continue the story from the post before it

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