Mixed Media with Miles and Greg - Week 2

EDIT: Sorry everyone, we will not be able to do the show tonight. We will be back next week with Yousef and Tim. As always, thank you so much for your understanding. It has been a long and difficult day, but we are trying to perservere.

Greg/Miles

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The show is on tonight from 6-8 pm PST at nowlive.com.

Guests will be Yousef Abu-Taleb and Tim Street from French Maid TV (frenchmaidtv.com)

Please listen, chat, and call-in ...

http://www.nowlive.com/channel_preview.asp?id=2785

☺ Lack of Nude Photos on Internet blamed for Scandal

An anonymous internet guru, aka GamemasterXXX, was overheard in the secure privacy of an internet chatroom, expressing this revealing insight into his questionable online activities...

Hey, it's not easy for a guy like me, with a perfectly normal appetite for viewing nude pictures of adult women online. Quite simply, I've seen all the internet has to offer, and it's not enough. So, can you really blame me for getting a little creative, making up puzzles and characters in order to lure gullible online ladies to email me their nude photos? Hell, most of them are probably aging men pretending to be young woman anyway. It's not fair. Talk about dishonest.

I feel misunderstood. If you do sympathize with my plight, you can reach me at (contact information deleted by editor).

Ed: LG15 Today and the LG15 Today staff in no way endorse solicitation of nude photos online, on street corners, or even in the privacy of your own home. In fact, we would prefer it if everyone kept their clothing on at all times, except when absolutely necessary for hygenic or medical reasons. Nor do we like cheating at games.

~ QtheC

ARG Discussion

Serious allegations have been made about the ARG.

An Open Letter to All Involved with LG15 and OpAphid:

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7389&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0


In response to these allegations the Creators posted:

Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:52 am

http://lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?
t=7389&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45

☺ Tachyon Camp Martial Arts Instructor

Despite our most diligent efforts to report accurately, LG15 Today fans, we sometimes get it wrong. It turns out that Lynda Carter is not playing Aunt Alex as previously reported. However, to make up for it, we do have this exclusive photo of a Martial Arts Instructor from the Tachyon Training Camp!


The question now is, who is that Woman? I Wonder.

~ QtheC

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans saw Bree in training. OK so there was no actual footage of Bree's new kung-fu moves, but she let us know that Tachyon was teaching her how to be tough.

"Basically, I've been staying here for a few days and she's teaching me "how to be a badass." She started running me through some general conditioning. I'm not as good at it as she is, but...I'm getting better. To be honest with you this whole...ninja thing, I just don't think I'm cut out for it, you know? But don't tell Tachyon. (whispering) She'd be mad."

There was also a welcome return by a certain special guest star.

"So, I brought along an old friend. (Bree turns the camera to show that she is holding Purple Monkey.) I haven't really had much time to hang out with him lately, so, yeah. And to be honest, I think I'm a little old to be playing with stuffed toys. Sad but true. But, I'm bored, so, what are you gonna do?"

Oh no! Are Owen, Thor and P.monkey on their way to the unemployment line?

After a bit more merriment from a rather over excited Bree, she was able to calm herself down for long enough to refer to what Jonas had found in the office.

"I told Tachyon about what you found in your aunt's office. She told me something pretty interesting. I guess a few years back, there was an uprising against the Order, and a lot of people that were on the inside and some from the outside rebelled against it. The Order fought back and eventually crushed it. That's what all those mysterious deaths were about. I don't know if you find that useful, but I found it interesting."

Is the long awaited Bree V Gemma kick down around the corner? How is Aunt Alex coping with the eager Daniel? If she tells him she's not interested will he storm off to the nearest bowling alley again? Stay tuned...

MySpace Blocks Revver?

For those of you that have been having a problem embedding the Revver videos into your MySpace....here is the 411:

MySpace Blocks Revver?
http://mashable.com/2007/01/23/myspace-blocks-revver

Training Hard

Bitsie Tulloch (Aunt Alex)

Bitsie Tulloch on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitsie_Tulloch

Bitsie Tulloch on IMDB
:
http://imdb.com/name/nm1128780/

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans were delighted to see the arrival Aunt Alex. (QtheC was especially pleased...see the article below!)

On their way to the airport Jonas and Daniel revealed that Bree had taken a strop...I mean gone to stay with Tachyon.

Jonas: It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (Daniel laughs.) See, innocent.

Daniel: Well, let's put it like this (Daniel turns the camera towards himself.). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (in a high pitched voice) I'm-so-smart Bree. (normally) Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up.

Also it seems Jonas is a bit worried about how Aunt Alex is going to react to his breaking and entering.

Jonas: Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

Daniel: Are you serious?

Jonas: Yeah....

Daniel: Now he tells us.

Jonas: It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

Daniel: You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (laughs)

As for Danielbeast, there was only one thing on his mind and Jonas had to pour cold water on him. (Not literally of course but you could tell the beast was excited..)

Daniel: She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, re-marry?

Jonas: Daniel, Daniel.

Daniel: What, dude?

Jonas: Listen to me.

Daniel: I'm not saying anything.

Jonas: Listen to me, do not hit--

Daniel: I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

Jonas: Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

Anyway despite all the testosterone the boys made it to the airport to pick up "hot" Aunt Alex. Alex was a bit suprised to be filmed..doesnt she know this is an internet drama?

Jonas: Say hi to the camera.

Alex: Hi.

Daniel: Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

Alex: Is he serious?

Jonas: Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

Daniel then showed just how good he is at picking up at women (i.e not very)

Daniel: Well, I'm just wondering.

Jonas: Daniel, you wanna walk?

Alex: I...

Jonas: Do you want to walk?

Alex: ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

Daniel: You don't have time for a boyfriend?

Alex: No... sorry.

Jonas: Just take it easy.

Daniel: I'm being nice.

Jonas: Play it cool.

Alex: It's ok.

Daniel: I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (Alex nods.) See, she thinks I'm cool. (Jonas shakes his head.)

Poor Alex. I'm not sure what she should be more worried about, the Order or Daniel cooking her a little chicken stuffed with pine nuts...

☺ Aunt Alex Actress Identified!

With the release of the debut of the new lonelygirl15 "Aunt Alex" yesterday, there has been a flurry of searching for photos of the actress who plays the part. After a few miscues, misidentifications, and updates to the new Aunt Alex LGPEDIA page, the viewership settled upon Bitsie Tulloch as the one true Aunt Alex. Ms. Tulloch is beautiful, smart, and talented, and has an interesting background in photography, or as they call it at Harvard where she went to school, "Visual & Environmental Studies."

But none of that matters, because LG15 Today has the exclusive real scoop. As can be seen by the incontrovertable evidence of these side by side photos, the role of "Aunt Alex" is being played by none other than Lynda Carter, also known as TV's Wonder Woman.

And may we say, Lynda, welcome to the breeniverse... You look fantastic!



(Aunt Alex from lonelygirl15 side by side with photos of Lynda Carter from IMDB.com)

~ QtheC

☺ Overheard at Restaurant D'Ordre

*A CIA Director, a regenerative medical specialist, a Rabbi, and Abraham Lincoln walk into an exclusive restaurant*

maître d' (pen poised above reservations book) : Good evening. Reservations for?

CIA Director: Tau Phi, Lamda Sigma, and Theta Eta...

maître d' (clearly impressed) : Yes of course! Please follow Tutankhamen to your table.

*the four start forward, but the maître d' holds a hand out blocking Abraham Lincoln*

maître d' : Excuse me sir, you are not on the list.

Lincoln (shocked) : What do you mean? I'm Abraham Lincoln. Put me on the list.

maître d' : I'm very sorry, but that's not how it works.

Lincoln (standing tall) : Do you not recognize me, sir?

maître d' : Um, 'fraid not. *turning to bartender* Osiris, do you know this gentleman?

bartender (midwest accent) : no speak english. And my name's Joel.

Lincoln (growing red) : Well, I never. My face is on Mount Rushmore, for goodness sake!

*Mark Twain enters arm in arm with Marilyn Monroe*

maître d' : Ah! Mu Tau and Mu Mu, welcome, welcome.

Lincoln (aghast) : Mu Tau, Mu Mu? Who are they?

maître d' : I'm not really sure who the old geezer is, but Ms. Monroe was the first Playboy centerfold.

Lincoln : Nevermind. Listen, my picture is on the five dollar bill, for goodness sake!

maître d' (unimpressed) : If you had said the one dollar bill, maybe. It has our Pyramid on the back you know.

Lincoln : Pyramid? What is this nonsense? Forget it, just put me down as Delta ...

maître d' (finally interested) : Yes?

Lincoln : Um, ... Delta ...

maître d' (raising pen) : and?

Lincoln (shrugs) : Delta?

maître d' (disappointed) : Sorry, the Tri-Delt Sorority table is already occupied.

*Soriety girls wave and giggle from nearby booth*

Lincoln : Okay, how about Alpha Lamda?

maître d' : Really sir, now you're just guessing.

*Anna Nicole Smith enters, looking a bit flustered*

Lincoln (apologetic) : Anna, this insolent character will not seat me, my dear. We will have to go somewhere else.

Anna Nicole (pouty) : Oh Abe, are you sure? *turns to maître d'*

maître d' (surprised, to Lincoln) : Wait! You are with Ms. Smith? Well, why didn't you say so?

Anna Nicole (smiles) : He's not made of money, but money's made of him!

Lincoln (kissing Anna's cheek) : Dear Anna, so clever.

Anna Nicole (blushes) : I just love older men, so attentive.

maître d' : Tutankhamen, the Chi Chi Chi reservation has arrived. Hurry please!

maître d' : Mr. Lincoln, my apologies. I loved you on the penny, by the way. Would you prefer a booth or a table?

Lincoln (sighs, then winking) : Table of course. I'm not partial to Booths.

maître d' (doesn't get it) : Hahaha! Indeed. ... Tutankhamen!

Lincoln (to waiter) : Tutankhamen, now that's an unusual name.

Waiter (confidentially) : Actually, that's just what they call me here. My real name's Nathan.

~ QtheC

Aunt Alex