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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Today on LG15

Today on LG15 fans saw Jonas tackle Daniel's drinking problem head on. He decided to film a drunken beast to show to him when he was sober.

Jonas: Boy, uh here's Danielbeast in what is quickly becoming his natural habitat, the floor. (Jonas nudges Daniel with his foot) Drunk guy!
Daniel: (mumbling) What do you want?
Jonas: Get up man, need to talk to you.
Daniel: (Scratches his head) Ohhhh... Dude, turn that thing off.

Poor Jonas tried his best to reason with Daniel...but maybe the best time to discuss your friend's drinking habit isn't after they've consumed a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag...

Daniel: Why do you always have to film me when I'm drunk?
Jonas: Cuz, I want you to see what-what you're like when you've been drinking and this is the only way I can do that.
Daniel: I know what I'm like when I'm...drunk.
Jonas: You've been drinking a lot lately. I think you have a problem.
Daniel: No I don't. Du- I'm fine. You know, what the hell is the big deal anyways? So I like to drink like... a little. I mean, big whoop-de-doo.

After much arguing Daniel let something slip..

Daniel: - it's all crap. I don't buy it for a single second. That little fake smile you put on and that- if, if anybody here is acting like a normal, well-adjusted human being... it's me. I'm not lying about anything. I'm being honest. This does suck. And there is nothing to do, right now. There's...nothing. Wh- look where we are. Whatever, dude. (Pats pillow and lays down on his bed) You know what man, what do you want me to say to you? You want me to tell you I'm sorry for this? (Sits back up) I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry...I'm not more like you. I'm sorry I can't wake up and go... work out just to work out my problems. I'm sorry that I'm not this good-looking guy that can have- second she sees him and forget about her best-friend and... and just forget! And move past it and then when I finally, finally find someone else that's, that's kinda real to me, I'm sorry that she was fake too. Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not more like you. You're cool, I consider you a friend but, just stay out of my face. (Points to liquor bottle) Unless you wanna join me, get the hell out.

Poor, poor Daniel! He can't take a girl bowling, he can't date an older a woman, he certainly can't cook chicken for his best friend. Will the beast recover or will B&J have to find a nearby branch of AA?

Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. I seriously thougth Daniel was gonna punch Jonas

    WHOA!

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