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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Docter Miles Strikes

Dr. Miles: Well Mr. Smith the tests results are back and it doesn’t look good.
Smith: Oh no, what do I have doc?
Dr. Miles: You have a disease, it’s a pretty serious one. I’ll tell you what it’s called later, maybe. But for right now lets talk about your drive to the hospital. Was it a fun road trip?
Smith: I guess so, um how serious is this disease? Is it treatable?
Dr. Miles: Oh sure we can treat it. Maybe you need an operations or just some medications but don’t worry, I’ll tell you eventually. You know what you should do. Forget about all this life and death stuff and go on a picnic.
Smith: Picnic? Why would I go on a picnic?
Dr. Miles: Listen, I have to go talk to a drug rep. His drugs are useless but if I prescribe enough of it to my patients I get a free trip to London. Go home, surf the web for some information on your disease and come back in a few days and I’ll answer some more of your questions.
Smith: But you didn’t really tell me anything useful that I could use to do any research.
Dr. Miles: Here’s a lollipop. I’ll see you in a few days.

Part II

Dr. Miles: Well, Mr. Smith, it looks like we’ll have to amputate that leg after all.
Smith: What? You never mentioned anything about my leg!!
Dr. Miles: I’m afraid it’s extremely important that we remove it at once.
*Nurse enters, hands Dr. Miles a hypodermic needle*
Dr. Miles: Thank you, nurse. Here, Dr. Smith, I will now inject this substance into your muscle and/or blood and it will help with your disease.
Smith: Will it help my leg?
Dr. Miles: Who cares about your leg? I’m talking about the serious disease that you have!
Smith: I thought you had to amputate my leg?!?
*Dr. Miles rubs alcohol on Smith and injects him with whatever is in the syringe*
Smith: What was that?
Dr. Miles: Oh, that’s not important.
Smith: Can we ask the nurse?
Dr. Miles: What nurse?
Smith: The nurse who brought you the syringe!
Dr. Miles: Oh, she’s done her job, she’s gone now.
Smith: What do you mean?
*Dr. Miles does not speak for 3 days*
Smith: So what about my leg?
Dr. Miles: What about it?
Smith: Didn’t you say something was wrong with it?
*Dr. Miles does not speak for 2 more days*
Smith: I’m getting hungry…
Dr. Miles: How about some IceBreakers Gum?!? WHOA!


Thanks to Joe and mary for the script.

5 comments:

  1. OMG.....that was sooooo brilliant.......and so true:)

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  2. Who wrote the second part? It was great.

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  3. Me stupid. Mary wrote the second part. Hehehe!

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  4. That was the funniest thing I have ever read! Great job Joe.

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  5. I love it! Let's make a mini-series out of Dr Miles! :)

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