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Sunday, October 7, 2007

Dream 17: "Work Related Stress " (Lucy) - voyboy



Lucy walks into a dark empty night club. She sits at the bar.

Bartender: Hey there beautiful.

Lucy: Get me a Shirley Temple with a double shot of Absolute.

Bartender: (laughing) Sure thing babe.

Lucy watches as the bartender eyeballs how much vodka he pours. Its not even close to what Lucy ordered. Lucy pulls out her pistol shoots him between the eyes and grabs the bottle of vodka before it hits the floor and fills her glass full. She reaches over the bar grabs something and tosses it in her very grown up Shirley Temple.

Lucy: (to the dead bartender) You forgot the cherry, "babe".

She comes home. She sleeps...
...and dreams.

4 comments:

  1. Carole Burnett... Annie?

    Okay, awesome. And I think you even got her (Lucy's) drink choice to perfection.

    VB=CG (creative genius)

    If the creators are smart, we'll NEVER meet Lucy.

    She's so much better in our imaginations. ;)

    ILVB

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  2. Careful Jerry-

    some dreams in sleep can cause you nightmares while you're awake.


    what have i done..

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  3. clever as always, voyboy...

    By the way, whatever happened to that girl Taylor? Maybe Lucy got her.

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