Episode One: Done Dirt Meep
LG15 Parody Vid, based on the epic classic Done Dirt Cheap
Starring the vocal talents
of Jenlight as Sarah
ApotheosisAZ as Security Goons
and Milowent as Jonas Wharton
Music: Methodist Coloring Book by the Dead Milkmen
The fountain of youth is real.
and so is the tooth fairy
we are the inconsistance
we will not be stopped.
Joanus: Alright its the moment of truth! If the Hymn of Nonsense's little plan doesn't work out, i'm gonna hop in a
Sarah: Jonas, why don't we just put our faith in, ah, my cleavage. This shot is too early to be the thumbnail though.
Joanus: Well, you know, I'm doing my best, we can edit it in. if this plan doesn't work out we'll just rent some more houses.
Sarah: look MARSHALL FIELDS!
Joan-us: What? Shopping?
Sarah: Yeah - its one of Chicago's greatest!
Joan-us: Didn't you seen those palm trees back there - we're still in LA doofus. The Hymn of N0-sense's plane ticket was just a "Snakes on a Plane" DVD.
Joanus: Sex? At a time like this?
Sarah: But its near the middle of the video, thumbnail time, just follow me.....
Joanus: Did you ever notice I like the color pink ... a lot....
Sarah: Oh my gosh! Would you look at that ceiling! ITs full of .. of... windows? Shit. This plan is sucking already! Can we do a do-over?
Security Guard: I get off work in a half hour if you wanna ...
Sarah: OMG! Its the Plothole Doctrine! All the secrets of lonelygirl15 in one place! i've wanted this book for eva!
Security Guard: put the book down! or i'll say put the book down - AGAIN!
Joanus: Thank god we never break into buildings with more than 2 people in them ... oh shit! a third guy! who's writing these scripts!
Sarah: You ok dear master? Come to the light ... yes... yes....